SHOPPING
written
by my newfound cousin
Gordon Robert Walton
It's
my night for shopping at "Woollies"
And
it's a trip I know must be done
The
trolley that I picked is crabbing
So
I return for a better one
Bread
and Cereals are always my first choice
Multi-grain's
a must or wholemeal
And
All-bran's my favourite breakfast
Whilst
to Adam, Cornflakes have appeal
Six
litres of skimmed milk, only Devondale
And
this trolley's started crabbing as well
And
I pick-up Diet Jam on my travels
But
with this trolley it's a journey to hell
On
Friday shelf-fillers are hard at it
And
cartons are stood down the aisle
Now
my path is blocked by a shopper
We
hesitate who's first, and then smile
I
see that apples are on special
A
kilo for ninety-nine cents
Aussie
navels are dearer than Californian
But
to protect jobs it's worth the expense
And
I know I'm a creature of habit
And
this part that I play seems surreal
I
look at the price and the quality
And
assess which size the best deal
And
finally we have the ritual of check-out
And
the queue for the tills are all long
I
flick through a 'mag' while I'm waiting
And
Princess Di tells all what went wrong
The
girl on the till now is waving
"How
much these condoms, pack of four?"
Now
all eyes are transfixed on the shopper
Who
begs being swallowed by the floor
Now
it's "G'day! How're you going?"
As
I park my trolley near the till
"I'm
fine" I respond without thinking
Which
changes on seeing the bill
And
such are life's little pleasures
And
we are what we eat so they say
And
the drama of Friday night shopping
Is
a highlight in an otherwise dull day
(c) Gordon Robert Walton 2001
And yet
another example of their serendipitous poetic efforts:
Written by William
Guylott Walton (1874-1961)
about his mother Sarah
Ann Taylor Walton (abt. 1832-1923)
My Beautiful Mother
With many women on the
street,
My mother, perhaps, cannot
compete;
As far as style and fashion
go
She isn't much in vogue, I
know;
Her clothes are old and
obsolete,
But, always, she looks trim
and neat;
Though others this may never
see,
She still looks beautiful to
me.
She never goes to beauty
shops
To put her hair in curly
locks;
She knows she still can fix
her hair,
Without expense of going
there.
Can wash it clean with good
shampoo,
A permanent she too, can do.
Throu other eyes this may not
be,
Her hair hooks beautiful to
me.
A well trained voice she does
not own,
Though sweet and mellow is
its tone;
Of hearing her I never tire,
When singing in the village
choir.
She'll never reach the
"Hall of Fame"
Nor hear the sound of great
acclaim;
But, hearing it, where'er I
be,
Her voice sounds beautiful to
me.
In years to come, when old
and gray,
Her beauty may have passed
away,
Her face with wrinkles may be
lined,
If that's the case, I shall
not mind.
Some folks may think her very
old,
To me, she's worth her weight
in gold;
To others she may homely be,
She'll
still be beautiful to me
The
poem below was written by my cousin Gordon Robert Walton and given as a present to his mum,
Beatrice Walton (nee Duffy) 1903 - 1990, on
Mother's Day when she was living in a nursing home. It was on her
bedside cabinet all the time she lived there.
TO
MUM
Mum
I really want to say "thank you"
And
that comes straight from the heart
For
giving me such a happy childhood
For
giving me a proper start
Mums
there are no other words but "I love you"
For
the feeling has always been there
From
those five-minute cuddles when little
To
my visits now that maybe seem rare
Mum
I think of you more than you realise
And
our moments together are like gold
And
the years going by make no difference
For
the spirit of love can't grow old
Mum
your life has been so unselfish
Regardless
which daughter or son
And
the debt we owe can't be measured
In
all the things you have done
Mum
as in tribute you see generations
And
your grandchildren have families too
But
all have this feeling of closeness
For
a grandma as special as you
Mum
words are totally inadequate
And
memories of a home long ago
Reach
out and touch me all my life
Like
the love and care you still show
Mum
today the world keeps on changing
But
this love for you is the same
And
love spans age, time and distance
And
brighter than ever burns the flame
(c) Gordon Robert Walton 2001