PAUL GILLIAM &
BOBBY SWINSON
ACROSS THE FENCE
Arvord M. Abernethy
From: The Hamilton Herald-News
January, 1981
I had missed lately the sponsorship of the 11:45 weather report over
KCLW for Paul Gilliam Used Cars. I didn't always listen just to get the
weather or to find a place to buy a car, but to hear one of those wild
stories of Paul or the announcer, Bobby Swinson, would tell. I missed it
enough to go by Paul's car lot and find out what had happened.
For one thing,
Paul
is not as young as he was 43 years ago when I came down here. Life was
just starting for Paul then; I believe they say that life begins at 40, so
you see that he is well past the retirement age. Paul is slowing down in
his activities, and his heart decided to slow down too, so he recently had
a pacemaker implanted to make it tick a little faster. Paul feels that the
reputation he has built up over the past 46 years for selling "Clean
Used Cars, Not Models" should give him all of the business he wants
to take care of now.
This slogan that he has used over the years was chosen because he was
always more concerned with getting a clean, dependable car than he was
about the model it was. It was not only a slogan, but a way of business
for him. And it is the thing that has given him a good business over the
years.
Paul showed me the envelope that contained the papers of the first used
car he bought and sold. He had caught a ride to Fort Worth, and, after
walking all over town, he bought a 1929 Ford Roadster and drove it home.
This was August 8, 1935. He sold the car to Lee Schrank, taking in a cow
and a calf which he sold for $25.00. Lee also paid him $50.00 in cash and
gave him a note for $50.00; and Paul was in the used car business.
He made his first headquarters at Bill Strickland's Gulf station which
was just north of Harry Bullard's station now. A little later he rented a
small lot at the rear of the Hamilton National Bank from Cecil James for
$10.00 a month.
Paul said that he had bought most of his "cars" over the
phone. Some dealers in Fort Worth and Waco learned what class of cars he
wanted, so when they got a real clean one they would call Paul and would
usually make a deal. He said that he had been real fortunate in getting
dependable used cars--never getting one he could call a lemon. He said
that he got a few lemons in cars that he took in as trade-ins.
He had Bobby tell this story about one of the good cars he took in
trade. This car had been owned all its life by a little old lady who used
it very little. There was one trip that she would make each week and that
was to the Ladies Aid society every Monday at 3 p.m. It was downhill
driving to the church and was downhill going back home. If she had to go
to town later in the week for groceries, she might drive on out to the
cemetery, but never out of the city limits.
Bobby said that Paul liked for him to tell how economical a car was on
gas. He said that if you should run out of gas, get a little gasoline on a
piece of cotton, rub it on the bottom of the gas tank and it would take
you to the next station.
I thought that Paul was a native of this section, but he is a
Tennessean. He made up this story which his people don't appreciate, and I
think that you will understand why. His dad was a Baptist preacher in
Tennessee and the church at Hico needed a pastor. The church
was given the
names of two preachers in Tennessee and his dad was second choice. They
got the names mixed and Bro. Gilliam got the first invitation.
He caught a train out to Hico and preached on Sunday morning, since
there was not a train out that afternoon they asked him to preach at the
night service. He did and the church called him that night. Paul said that
he immediately accepted as he needed to get away from Tennessee. Pay was
not much for preachers there, so his dad made moonshine all week long and
preached on Sunday and the church there was beginning to frown on it.
Paul was two years old when they came to Hico, but he says that he can
remember how nice the people were to have a meal prepared for them, and he
can remember being carried around by some of the ladies.
Later he remembered going with his dad to Spurlin where he would preach
on Saturday morning and then go to the home of some of the members for
dinner. He said that they often went to the Barnett home where he would
get some of the best fried chicken he ever ate. After dinner they would go
out on the porch and talk and talk, and he was wishing that he was back
home playing, He would hear that sermon on Saturday morning his dad would
preach the same sermon on Sunday morning at Hico, and Sunday afternoon
they would drive to Duffau where he would hear the sermon for the third
time. No wonder Paul is so good.
Bro. Gilliam had a long ministry in Texas, having served as pastor in
Hico, Carlton, Clifton, Stephenville, and out at Uvalde.
Googalak was one of Bobby's favorite characters in the stories on the
weather forecast, so I had to call him up to see how it was spelled. As I
suspected, it was not a true name, but that type character did live.
I didn't think to ask Bobby how long he had announced for Paul, but he
had been at KCLW for over 32 years and has won the respect of all of us.
He said that he had been announcing Paul's ad for a few weeks when called
for him to come in. Bobby felt about like a second grader that had been
called to the principal's office. When he got there, Paul told him he
liked the way he was ,,,,, ,,,,,,, .... and that he could tell anything he
wanted to as long as he took time to say something about the cars for
sale.
He said, if the forecast was short and sweet, he had a lot of time to
fill in. He would make up a story to fit the time. If he didn't have one
about Googalak, he would tell one about some of his fishing experiences
with Melvin Peirson or some other buddy. If he thought that his wife was
not listening, he would tell something on her that happened around the
house. This got him in trouble a few times when a neighbor, Mrs. Alton
Bullard, would hear the program and tell his wife.
Bobby grew up in Baird, Texas, where his father was a barber for 50
years. Bobby shined shoes at the shop and heard the background for many of
his stories there. There are some R and X rated stories that he has had to
leave out.
He played his fiddle in the Texas Wranglers Band for a number of years
and it was while playing with them that he captured the heart of a
Mississippi miss, Bobbie Nell, his wife.
If Bobby had written down all of the stories he has told over the years
and had published them in a book, he could retire now and be proclaimed
the Mark Twain of Texas.
Robert M. "Bobby"
Swinson
Born: 12/18/1919
Died: 07/06/1996
John Paul Gilliam, Sr.
Born: 09/02/1899
Died: 11/19/1986
ACROSS THE FENCE