GENEALOGICAL BUMPER STICKERS
GENEALOGICAL BUMPER STICKERS and LAWS OF GENEALOGY
- Adam and Eve probably found genealogy boring
- A family history shows you've really lived!
- A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
- A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy
- A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
- Add to your genealogy the fun, easy way - have grand children!
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Families are like fudge - mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
- FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
- Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease.
- Genealogica Bonsai: Little family trees.
- Genealogists do it generation after generation.
- Genealogists do it in trees.
- Genealogists live in the past lane.
- Genealogists never die, they just get filed away.
- Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about!
- Genealogists: Time unravelers.
- Genealogy can sometimes be a really dead end hobby
- Genealogy is a family affair
- Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease!
- Genealogy is the only hobby where dead people can really excite you.
- Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!
- Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
- Genealogy made me what I am today.
- He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband.
- He who dies with the most ancestors wins!
- Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
- I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y".
- I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.
- I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
- I'm no genealogist. ... Until this year I spelled it "GeneOlogist!"
- I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
- Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to a dozen more!
- It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor.
- Jeanealogy: the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS.
- My ancestor was in a witness protection program.
- My kids will appreciate the research I've done... when pigs fly.
- My life has become one large Gedcom!!
- My problems are all relative.
- Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
- Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
- Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery!
- Searching shipping records: naval gazing.
- So many ancestors...so little time!
- The person who said "Seek and ye shall find" was not a genealogist.
- Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
- Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
- We shall gather at the river (or the genealogy library if it rains).
- When I searched for ancestors, I found friends!
- Where there's a will, I want to be in it.