Black Country Humour
Aynuk and Ayli
It would seem that Ayli came into a bit of cash, and bought a small engineering concern. He employed his old mate Aynuk and set him the task of producing a very complicated component. Aynuk had been trying to produce the aforementioned item for several weeks, but was not meeting with much success. Ayli was getting quite impatient and finally asked Aynuk if he had any news. Aynuk replied "I'm sorry, it cor be med!! Yow'll ave to buy em insted."